A teacher and a student关于这篇短文笑话的意思是什么

A teacher and a student关于这篇短文笑话的意思是什么
A teacher and a student
关于这篇短文笑话的意思是什么

A teacher and a student关于这篇短文笑话的意思是什么
Joke:Teacher and Student
笑话:老师和学生
1.
TEACHER:John,how do you spell "crocodile"?
老师:约翰,"crocodile"怎样拼写?
JOHN :"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
约翰:"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER:No,that's wrong
老师:错!
JOHN :Maybe it's wrong,but you ask me how I spell it!
约翰:可能是错的.不过现在是你在请教我如何拼写!(言外之意,如果你知道干嘛还问我)
2.
TEACHER:What is the chemical formula for water?
老师;请说出水的的化学分子式
SARAH :"HIJKLMNO"!
莎拉:H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
TEACHER:What are you talking about?
老师:你在说什么呢?!
SARAH :Yesterday you said it's H to O!
莎拉:昨天你说的:H2O(老师的意思是:H two O,她理解成了:H to O,从字母 H 到 O )
3.
TEACHER:George,go to the map and find North America.
乔治,看看地图,北美洲在哪里?
GEORGE :Here it is!
乔治:在这儿!
TEACHER:Correct.Now,class,who discovered America?
老师:正确.那么,同学们,是谁发现的北美洲?
CLASS :George!
同学:乔治!(老师在本意是哥伦布)
4.
TEACHER:Willy,name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago.
老师;威利,说出一件今天有但10年前还没有的东西的名字.
WILLY :Me!
威利:我!
5.
TEACHER:Tommy,why do you always get so dirty?
老师:托米,你为什么总是脏兮兮的?
TOMMY :Well,I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
托米:因为我距离地面比你近的多.
6.
TEACHER:Why are you late?
老师:怎么迟到了?
WEBSTER:Because of the sign.
韦伯斯特:因为路牌.
TEACHER:What sign?
老师:什么路牌?
WEBSTER:The one that says,"School Ahead,Go Slow."
韦伯斯特:一个路牌上写着:前方学校,请慢行.
7.
SILVIA:Dad,can you write in the dark?
西尔维娅:老爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗?
FATHER:I think so.What do you want me to write?
父亲:我想可以.你想让我写什么?
SYLVIA:Your name on this report card.
西尔维娅:在成绩单上签上你的名字.
8.
TEACHER:In this box,I have a 10-foot snake.
老师:在这个盒子里,有一条10英尺的蛇.
SAMMY :You can't fool me,Teacher...snakes don't have feet.
塞米:别骗我了老师,蛇根本没有脚.
9.
TEACHER:Ellen,give me a sentence starting with "I".
老师:艾伦,请用开头造句.
ELLEN :I is...TEACHER:No,Ellen.Always say,"I am."
艾伦:I is...老师:不,艾伦.应说 I am.
ELLEN :All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
艾伦:知道了."我是字母表里边第9个字母.."